Poetin en Schröder in 2006 (is er wat veranderd?)

Poetin staat aan het gasfornuis
en Schröder heeft de koksmuts op
beiden voelen zich hier thuis
in de kokschool aan de top

Ze toveren een machtig feestmaal
klotsen wild met kookgerei
het spettert en het pruttelt allemaal
en ze zijn als kinderen zo blij

Hun macht is groot, ze smullen van
het feestbuffet en drinken zij aan zij
Poetin belt met China, en met Mahmed in Iran
zo verdient hij vrolijk – nog een centje bij

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