Bij de kapper

Kamiel Choi
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Klant: “Ik ben na 25 jaar gescheiden.”
Kapper: “Dat is toch mooi meneer, zo’n lang huwelijk.”
Klant: “Hoezo?”
Kapper: “U had een huwelijk van 50 jaar, met een scheiding in het midden.”

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