#klimaatgedicht

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als onze zon wat minder cynisch was
en bovendien zakelijk kon denken

hij zou orde op zaken komen stellen
met zijn zonnewijsheid, zijn zonnezin

als hij een entrepreneur was geweest
ingeschreven bij de kamer van koophandel
met een stuk of vijftig octrooien

onze zon zou vol voor de winst gaan
in een handomdraai zou hij een
monopoliepositie verwerven

de mededingingsautoriteit afkopen
met ijskoude klimaatbiertjes

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